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Meet our newest associate

While our staff attorney was out of office, we hired a temporary replacement: Simon Rothschmitt. He started today, and is already hard at work implementing the Kitten Health Parity Act. He's served his human notice of his failure to provide unlimited wet food. Simon is available throughout the day, today, April 1, 2018, by appointment only.

Happy Easter, Passover and April Fools Day 2018! Below are some of our favorite jokes passed around today.


Tieks Is Giving Away a Free Bunny with Every Purchase

Tieks became a one stop shop for ballet flats and bunnies this April Fools’ Day!

From Tieks "

April Fools!

Thanks for your enthusiasm for our bunnies! While we don’t think live bunnies for Easter are a good idea, we’ve donated to the ASPCA in your honor to help shelter animals of all kinds. Be sure to let your friends know about our gift with purchase.

 


Archaeologists Discovered Porg Bones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A team of researchers did not unearth the remains of a fictional porg from the Star Wars franchise!

The short, insanely cute creature from the Star Wars: The Last Jedi, was only on-screen for about a second — a puppet on a work bench — but immediately inspired lots of online chatter from fans.

 

 


 

Heinz Releases Chocolate Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is good. Chocolate is good. So why not chocolate mayonnaise (possibly for your Chocolate Whopper)? Heinz UK concocted a batch of the curious condiment for their holiday joke this year!

 


Coca-Cola Announces Avocado-Flavored Soda

The Coca-Cola Company also touted a few odd flavor combinations. In an attempt to reach millenial soda drinkers, the soda company joked that it was releasing avocado, sourdough, and charcoal flavored soft drinks:


 

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